I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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