idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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