Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished�
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
