i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
