what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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