if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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