Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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