you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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