508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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