it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
We smell like vodka and hangover
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