forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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