butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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