Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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