So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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