Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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