Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i don't like sucking hair
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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