talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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