Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
