She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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