I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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