Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
