Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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