I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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