needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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