I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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