I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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