Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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