What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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