It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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