I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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