do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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