Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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