i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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