Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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