Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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