This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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