also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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