spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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