I'd wear matching sweaters with you
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
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