To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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