You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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