yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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