somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
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