I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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