And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Jerry, you need to find god
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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