did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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