4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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