then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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