What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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