i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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